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turn back into jack
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do a niggaflip (google it)
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You're so pissed at your current state that you can't even
You thrust your magic wand into the sky and mutter some wizardly words. The magic powers fill the area with cool visual effects, and you feel your new mammary glands bursting and disappearing, followed by tightening in your pants. You also feel your eyes returning to a more or less normal size and you look overall less like a faggot.
Your magic witch hat is consumed in the process.
Lost item: Witch hat

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At last, the shitty essence that you were made of trickles down your legs and collects into a fetid pool. All that's left of your previous biexistential form is a strongly tanned skin color.
Status updated: Humanoid (Jack)
Your transformation did not come without a price, however. As you are now human again, you feel overcome with primitive urges and desires for violence as you are not accustomed to this existence yet. After briefly browsing your surroundings with your bloodshot eyes, you leap into the air with inconceivable might, howling like a rabid dog. Realizing they are about to be flattened by your powerful slam, the witches teleport away from this world.
While falling, your cowboy hat falls off and is carried away by the wind.
Lost item: Cowboy hat

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The shockwaves from your bodyslam have severely damaged some of the buildings in Los Vagos and the townsfolk are coming out with pitchforks and torches to put you down like the beast you are.
For reasons unknown, you take out your phone and google "niggaflip". You are not impressed with the results.

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Current items:
- iPhone (Internet access available, Facebook account, Emo page co-adminned with potifi)
- Cowboy clothing (equipped)
- Magic wand (equipped, incomprehensible properties)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Untamed, aggressive and fast
- Unimpressed
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Shia LaBeouf
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SOME *knock down a toilet door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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i aint sharpest tool in shed the the
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burn the faggot flag for the skeleton king
Shia LaBeouf
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steal 4 pitchforks and become one of them
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You start flailing your arms and legs around trying to kick down an invisible door but you achieve nothing except confusing the townsfolk.
Your insane convulsions have helped you gain some time and now the torches have gone out.

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Your autismal moves give you the element of surprise you need to waltz inbetween the protesters and sneakily snatch 4 pitchforks (not the sharpest ones, though) which you either fit onto yourself or wield with your hands. Meanwhile one of the villagers burns a rainbow flag, probably thinking that your unmanly type of dancing is a weapon of the gay agenda.

Got item: Pitchfork (x4)
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You now stand battle-ready and the townsfolk snap out of their confusion, bent on punishing you for tricking them and ruining their town.

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Current items:
- iPhone (Internet access available, Facebook account, Emo page co-adminned with potifi)
- Cowboy clothing (equipped)
- Magic wand (equipped, incomprehensible properties)
- Pitchfork (x4) (equipped, dull)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Untamed, aggressive and fast
Shia LaBeouf
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scare away the folks and proceed to obtain a wheelbarrow in a sudden and bizzare event involving a ginger goth loli catgirl with twintails
Shia LaBeouf
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gee bill

two wheelbarrows?
nuclearpotato
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let bill have two wieners! also fight off the angry hord of weaboos and the whovians unite army (wua)
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at this current stage I am unready to update because everybody's posts are too incomrpehernsible.
Please rephrase your moves with legible sentences with plausible courses of action for the given situation.
I should also remind you that only your last post counts
Shia LaBeouf
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a person appears
that person is a redhead goth loli catgirl with twintails and handles a wheelbarrow
steal the wheelbarrow or obtain it by any other means
continue the story
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Fight the new born prince before the dragon lair turns blue Blue_Spade Blue_Spade Blue_Spade Blue_Spade
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using your magic powers apologize to everyone for caused commotion and ask for a wheelbarrow which shall be the final act of interaction with the villagers and go away
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