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Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:27 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you appear in new vegas! better find that son of a bitch benny

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:38 pm
by potifi
crash your horse into some innocent bystanders

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:40 pm
by Zekamalikyd
do the potifi thing i dont care

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:50 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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youre about to crash into a ceasers legionargo! do you REALLY want to crash into CCEASRS man?

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:50 pm
by potifi
yes

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:55 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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caser guy died and unicorn stopped being usable
caser now hates you!
you stole a spear a legionarire outfit and 14 legion shekels


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn), a legion spear, a legionaire outfit, legion shekel (14)
status:
hated by caesar

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:59 pm
by potifi
yell hell yeah, and start walking towards the nearest town

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:04 pm
by CaptainDerpster
find courier!

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:09 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you walk up to the east gate of new vegas guarded by two ncr guards equipped with rifles
they think you look like a retard but dont say that out loud because they are nice people
you have a good feeling you can find courier inside

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn), a legion spear, a legionaire outfit, legion shekel (14)
status:
hated by caesar

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:12 pm
by potifi
since you are seriously insecure about yourself you start nitpicking their outfit to make yourself feel better about them thinking that you look like a retard