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Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:59 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you killed the unicorn in cold blood while crying
you looted the unicorn horn

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn

status:
sad

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:42 pm
by Zekamalikyd
shove the unicorn horn up your ass

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:43 pm
by CaptainDerpster
Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:46 pmCaptainDerpster wrote:
bathe your cross w/ the blood of the dead unicorn and see what happens

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:57 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you cover your cross in blood and nothing happens
you also tried shoving a sharp horn up your ass but that wouldnt end very well at all so you dont do that and leave the horn in hand instead

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:07 pm
by Kuunikal
I would suggest to cut open the unicorn with its horn and climb in for warmth.

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:12 am
by CaptainDerpster
cry again

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:28 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you cut open the unicorn and hide inside
that makes you incredibly sad albeit comfy and warm


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:42 pm
by L0rdCaLeb
take control of the unicorn corpse and go after a man whose name is jacques

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:52 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you take control of the unicorn and think of where to go
the only target you can set in this empty shitty boring world is a tower so you decide to go there to find jacques whoever that is

inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:55 pm
by Individualizer
go to the tower also cheer up the dead unicorn would have wanted this

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:17 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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you cheer up but soon enough dont because the tower entrance is blocked by some kind of a forcefield that you have no way of getting through
instead you gotta wait for it to disappear and can do other shit in the meantime


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:11 pm
by Zekamalikyd
stick the unicorn up your ass

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:04 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
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well that would be pretty hard to do especially since youre in the unicorn right no--ahhh a portal suddenly appears and sucks you in!!!


inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:07 am
by CaptainDerpster
hold up your bloody cross while crying and saying Gucci Gang repeatedly

Re: fairly old mystery jack: global offensive

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:22 pm
by [MSA]JJohny
sorry fellas im too busy to update