rocket brawljack fortress 2: age of kings
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[MSA]JJohny
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you killed the unicorn in cold blood while crying
you looted the unicorn horn
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn
status:
sad
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Zekamalikyd
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shove the unicorn horn up your ass
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CaptainDerpster
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Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:46 pmCaptainDerpster wrote: bathe your cross w/ the blood of the dead unicorn and see what happens
LINESPQR or something like that?
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[MSA]JJohny
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you cover your cross in blood and nothing happens
you also tried shoving a sharp horn up your ass but that wouldnt end very well at all so you dont do that and leave the horn in hand instead
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
I would suggest to cut open the unicorn with its horn and climb in for warmth.
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CaptainDerpster
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cry again
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[MSA]JJohny
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you cut open the unicorn and hide inside
that makes you incredibly sad albeit comfy and warm
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad
take control of the unicorn corpse and go after a man whose name is jacques
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[MSA]JJohny
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you take control of the unicorn and think of where to go
the only target you can set in this empty shitty boring world is a tower so you decide to go there to find jacques whoever that is
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
sad
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go to the tower also cheer up the dead unicorn would have wanted this
napoleon literally did nothing wrong
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[MSA]JJohny
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you cheer up but soon enough dont because the tower entrance is blocked by some kind of a forcefield that you have no way of getting through
instead you gotta wait for it to disappear and can do other shit in the meantime
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn
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Zekamalikyd
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stick the unicorn up your ass
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[MSA]JJohny
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well that would be pretty hard to do especially since youre in the unicorn right no--ahhh a portal suddenly appears and sucks you in!!!
inventory:
adventure cape (worn), leather armor (worn), round shield (worn), plank (2), plank cross (worn), unicorn horn (worn)
status:
steering a unicorn
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CaptainDerpster
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hold up your bloody cross while crying and saying Gucci Gang repeatedly
LINESPQR or something like that?
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[MSA]JJohny
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