Having recovered from your over-lightspeed journey, you continue your travels
Obviously the most logical step is to investigate the mysterious tower and the priest pope guy that saved your life from the unicron
You don't want to draw any attention from the possible monsters (or the unicron who might still be around) in the woods so you decide to go to the tower sneakily, even if it means slowing you down in the long run
That kind of smart move is exactly what might save your life one day
Cunning increased by 1.
As you get close to the tower, you reach a clearing and find something laying on the ground among the rocks
holy smokes it's the
holy cross of jebus!!!!!!!!!!!
what a shocking discovery
Alas, it is quite damaged - it has scratches and cracks all over it
Nevertheless this is a very lucky find and it may come useful in uncovering the mysteries of the tower and finding the priest pope guy
You stop for a bit to rest and decide to contemplate what happened, what's going on, and what is to come.
The secrets of the church, the tower, the unicorn, the trees, the woke, light speed, what does it all mean damnit
when do we find out all this lore
who is the real enemy here
why are we here
just to suffer trying to draw this shit for no reason
The thoughts keep you thin
king for several hours, and when you emerge from the inner world you feel like a new man, able to consider the true reasons behind your actions like a real man should
Wisdom increased by 2.
You've heard legends that if you cut your ear off with a holy cross of jebus it will do some funny shit but you try doing it and it just leaves a nasty scratchy area on your ear. You feel kind of stupid
At least wearing the cross on your ear makes you look stylish and pious at the same time
who knows what that could affect in the future
Your ears are all intact but you just don't know what to do with the unicron ear you so bravely ripped off
Fortunately, the unicorn's sticky blood is known to also act as a glue and you stick it to your forehead without thinking twice about it. You kind of look like a unicorn now I guess
You look extremely stupid now but stylish and pious at the same time
You continue onwards to the tower which is very close now, ready to face its macabre walls.
https://imgur.com/2iBBgcD - link to full image if you want a close-up
Items:
- Nice hat
- manly tank top
- pants to cover bulging leg muscles
- unicorn ear (x1) (stuck to forehead)
- holy cross of jebus (hanging on right ear)
Status:
- woke (x1)
- fancy mustache (increased length)
- partially blind (right eye)
- divine mandate
- looks (extremely stupid, stylish, pious)
Skills:
Strength: 2
Perception: 0
Magic: 0
Speed: 1
Cunning: 1
Wisdom: 2