problem jackstuck

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you are a lumber jack stuck in your office with no trees around to be cut and you want to cut

what do
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look outside
OMG IS THAT A SHIP OR AM I MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
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how about cut this whole thread out because theres another better jack in a galaxy far far away
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you peer through the left window onto the streets below
you see the same scene you see everyday ever since you moved into this office
life never changes on the street and neither do your adventures
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is that a chest

grab it

grab key as well
furiously try it on chest if it is chest
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throw yourself out of the window to reach the other jalaxy
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you try to pick up the chest but it doesnt budge at all for some reason

you grab your LUMBERJACK AXE and hold it with a firm grip as you prepare to use it on chest

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youre not sure if this is the best course of action to take in your current situation

INVENTORY (0/5):
HAND: LUMBERJACK AXE
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actually fuck up the door with the axe
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you prepare to use your MEDIUM KEY on the door which appears slightly too big for your body type

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as you close in you notice that the keyhole on your door is in fact just a crude drawing of one poorly glued under the knob making your MEDIUM KEY effectively useless here
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rip off the key hole drawing and fuck up the door with the key
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after stuffing the keyhole drawing you try to take down the goliath of doors with your LUMBERJACK AXE

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oh for fucks sake
the door is actually just a piece of cheap plywood serving as a cheap door substitute
it gets stuck on the edge of your LUMBERJACK AXE and reveals a brick wall behind

INVENTORY (1/5): KEYHOLE DRAWING
HAND: LUMBERJACK AXE
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you put down the plywood and pocket LUMBERJACK AXE

you silly goose, you forgot that you cant move the chest an inch despite your lumberjacky efforts!
chest remains in its place

INVENTORY (2/5): KEYHOLE DRAWING, LUMBERJACK AXE
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put keyhole drawing on chest
smack it with axe
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keep trying to jump out of the windows
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you put the KEYHOLE DRAWING on chest and arent very surprised when your MEDIUM KEY fits right through
the KEYHOLE DRAWING is pierced making it effectively useless now so you drop it

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ah yes the contents of your hidden stash
in the chest you find a pair of BOOTS, a jumbo SNICKERS bar, a shortTELESCOPIC POLE and a handful of coins

INVENTORY (1/5): MEDIUM KEY
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