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nuclearpotato
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let bill have two wieners! also fight off the angry hord of weaboos and the whovians unite army (wua)
noobofspades
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at this current stage I am unready to update because everybody's posts are too incomrpehernsible.
Please rephrase your moves with legible sentences with plausible courses of action for the given situation.
I should also remind you that only your last post counts
Shia LaBeouf
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a person appears
that person is a redhead goth loli catgirl with twintails and handles a wheelbarrow
steal the wheelbarrow or obtain it by any other means
continue the story
nuclearpotato
Build and Shoot's 1st Birthday
Build and Shoot's 1st Birthday
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Fight the new born prince before the dragon lair turns blue Blue_Spade Blue_Spade Blue_Spade Blue_Spade
kmaj
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at this current stage I am unready to update because everybody's posts are too incomrpehernsible.
Please rephrase your moves with legible sentences with plausible courses of action for the given situation.
I should also remind you that only your last post counts
Shia LaBeouf
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using your magic powers apologize to everyone for caused commotion and ask for a wheelbarrow which shall be the final act of interaction with the villagers and go away
noobofspades
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Just as soon as you step towards the villagers, a shrill neigh reaches you from beyond the horizon. You squint your eyes and you soon are able to make out the approaching silhouette. It's a man on a horse, wildly swinging a lasso above his head. This can only be one man.

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Cowboy James' horse stops, nearly colliding with you. The rider glances over the surroundings and sees the baffled villagers, the destroyed town, and you with your 4 pitchforks and magic wand. He's nude, save for his shoes, and his cowboy hat which you remember losing not too long ago. He eyes you coldly and tells you that he guessed where you are by judging the wind that carried his hat.

He's none too pleased with the fact that you've left him for dead (twice) and explains that it's only thanks to his horse that he survived. The villagers begin to badmouth you in every way they can and blame you for the destruction of Los Vagos, as well as for using black magic and starting some kind of witch fights.

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He gives you no time to plead your case. WIth one quick motion he snatches away the pitchfork you were holding with his lasso, and the horse stands on its hind legs and kicks away the magic wand. The villagers jump on to you and wrestle off your other 3 pitchforks, and hold you down.

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The sheriff's final verdict is to drag you off to the remains of the town prison, where you will spend the rest of your days.

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Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- In jail forever probably
Shia LaBeouf
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you had enough of being imprisoned

its time to prison break

what do

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- In jail forever probably (NOT)
Zekamalikyd
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leave idk
kmaj
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The bars are clearly too wide for you. Slip smoothly between them.
Shia LaBeouf
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you sneak through the poorly designed bars and regain your nipples

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
Zekamalikyd
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keep leaving
Shia LaBeouf
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you left

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
nuclearpotato
Build and Shoot's 1st Birthday
Build and Shoot's 1st Birthday
Posts: 178
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:46 pm


get back iphone with emo page with lotar f u
kmaj
3 Years of Ace of Spades
3 Years of Ace of Spades
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Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:54 pm


Run from the sherriff.
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