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Just as soon as you step towards the villagers, a shrill neigh reaches you from beyond the horizon. You squint your eyes and you soon are able to make out the approaching silhouette. It's a man on a horse, wildly swinging a lasso above his head. This can only be one man.

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Cowboy James' horse stops, nearly colliding with you. The rider glances over the surroundings and sees the baffled villagers, the destroyed town, and you with your 4 pitchforks and magic wand. He's nude, save for his shoes, and his cowboy hat which you remember losing not too long ago. He eyes you coldly and tells you that he guessed where you are by judging the wind that carried his hat.

He's none too pleased with the fact that you've left him for dead (twice) and explains that it's only thanks to his horse that he survived. The villagers begin to badmouth you in every way they can and blame you for the destruction of Los Vagos, as well as for using black magic and starting some kind of witch fights.

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He gives you no time to plead your case. WIth one quick motion he snatches away the pitchfork you were holding with his lasso, and the horse stands on its hind legs and kicks away the magic wand. The villagers jump on to you and wrestle off your other 3 pitchforks, and hold you down.

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The sheriff's final verdict is to drag you off to the remains of the town prison, where you will spend the rest of your days.

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Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- In jail forever probably
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you had enough of being imprisoned

its time to prison break

what do

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- In jail forever probably (NOT)
Zekamalikyd
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leave idk
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you sneak through the poorly designed bars and regain your nipples

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
Zekamalikyd
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keep leaving
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you left

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Left cowboy James for dead (x2)
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
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get back iphone with emo page with lotar f u
Shia LaBeouf
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you walked back inside the sheriff for iphone but alas its hidden deep inside a locked chest you dont hav key for an OH SHIT ITS THE SHERIFF

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you ran from him whitm him givnning chase after you run

Current items:
- Jail pants (equipped)
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
- Being chased by James
Zekamalikyd
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take pants off, throw them at james's face and hide
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in one swift movement you drop your pants and mercilessly throw them in your chaser
james is completely surprised and nicely remains in his pose letting you hit him

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not seeing any place to hide you hide at the only other place you are familiar with

Current items:

Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
- Being searched by James
- Dickless
Zekamalikyd
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look for the key to james's heart
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must be one of these

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Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
- Being searched by James
- Dickless
Zekamalikyd
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take all try all
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you quickly pocket all the keys and find a place where they could fit and find ones
you proceed to try all the keys starting with the fucking obvious heart looking one and whoop de doop it works but breaks on impact as well

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inside you find what is supposedly a huge heart in some kinda lava lamp just standing in the middle of the room

Current items:
7 keys
Current status:
- Humanoid (Jack)
- Advanced Philosophy/Primitive Urges
- Neutral Gayness
- One case of manslaughter
- Jailbroken
- Nipples
- Being searched by James
- Dickless
Zekamalikyd
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poke it
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