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Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:51 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
oh no! you discover that the rabbit, is, in fact, a rabbit and you get into the launch capsule that launches you to and rabbit is now happy sittig with its fist on a launch button off to EART H YOU GO FUCKTARD
inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:52 pm
by noobofspades
bump against capsule wall to steer yourself towards deep space and use gravity to fly there
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:56 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
you used your bump powers to defy gravity and fly upwards from the moon towards the unknown looks like hotel california writ will be quite useless
inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:04 pm
by bloodfox
leave a trail of piss just in case if you get lost in space
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:53 pm
by noobofspades
wait for 5 hours
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:46 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
after 5 hours you keep drifting in same direction
inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:51 pm
by noobofspades
sleep until you come across a planet
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:58 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
oh no! you crashed exactly on the eedge between sand and water on an unknown pklanet and a giant enemy crab is coming towards you! what doys uodasy ody
inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), lumber shorts (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped), hotel california writ
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:59 pm
by noobofspades
climb out and use glass shards as climbing axes to climb those palms
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:18 pm
by bloodfox
punch the crab
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:06 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
you punched crab
crab is weakened and suprised by your actions
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:07 pm
by Commando_Ghost
how about you go fuck your selfie
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:09 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
you dont know how to do that
you start to bleed from a surprise attack performed by crab (weakened)
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:20 pm
by Demo123
try making a dildo out of the crab
Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:37 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
you managed to create a double headed crab pincer dildo
you pocketed the crab head for further use but didnt manage to salvage anything else
the bleeding stopped
inventory: double headed crab pincer dildo, crab head, plank face mask, lumber shirt, lumber pants