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Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:57 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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the dealer afraid of his goods and noticing you unzipping your pants quickly conceals all drugs and makes a run for it
the incident reminded you that you have pants, which are now unzipped

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA), lumber shirt (+1 STR)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:13 pm
by noobofspades
is +4 CHA really not enough to flap your goods around with noone minding
salvage the SHADY sign and stick it to your back making you look like a transformer

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:29 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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4 CHA is defninitely not enough to flap your dick around
you salvaged the SHADY sign made from unknown material and put it on your back
since your craft and imagination skills are shit you just did two wing-like thingies

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:22 pm
by noobofspades
now fly me to the moon

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:05 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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brb off to moon

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:07 pm
by Zekamalikyd
play among the stars

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:10 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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having your pants already down you go on and decide to play along

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:00 am
by noobofspades
try to establish the characteristics of spring

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:20 pm
by Zekamalikyd
establish characteristics of spring on jupiter and mars

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:04 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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jupter and mars are too far away so you establiislithed that spring looks pretty normal on the moon

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:17 pm
by kmaj
look at moon mouse

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:32 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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what mouse
also stopped wanking

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:47 pm
by Zekamalikyd
fuck usagi princess
sit down and think about life, seriously considering suicide

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:54 pm
by Shia LaBeouf
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you consider suicide

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA) (equipped), lumber shirt (+1 STR) (equipped), makeshift SHADY sign transformer wings (equipped)

Re: Metaru Gia Soriddo Faibu Fantomu Pein V: venom jack

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 4:10 pm
by noobofspades
run after that santa sheep