Build and Shoot

while trying to free yourself you accidentally ripped out the SUNSET sign turning it into a SUNSET hat
SUNSET hat grants you +10 to charisma while reducing fire resistance by 50%
you picked up all the shit on the ground

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign hat (+10 CHA, FiRes -50%) (equipped)

pull on the sunset hat so hard, you'll rip the skin

you put on the hat harder however knowledge passed from your father prevented you from ripping the skin
you turned makeshift SUNSET sign hat into makeshift SUNSET sign face mask altering the +10 charisma bonus into +5 charisma and +5 cunning

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped)

run away and then fap the grass

you ran away and went on to find a place where you can fap the grass (get the weed as hip kids say)
you found a shady corner with a shady person probably selling weed
he seems slightly intimidated by your presence

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped)

oh shit, he thinks ur cool

Go up to him and say
"I WANT WEED, BIATCH"

shady dealer shows you his wares which consist of 3 weeds 2 cocaines and 1 pocket gun however you have literally little money so you cant buy shit anyway (he doesnt know that yet)

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped)

ask him if he can show u his gun

Start touching his naked upper body and offer your services in exchange for the gun or some ganjha.

make fun of his huge nipples

lik his nipples
he'll like it

as you close in the dealer and joking about how you want to touch his huge nipples you reach for the gun the dealer notices your movement and quickly conceals his goods

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped)

show him your "goods"

the dealer afraid of his goods and noticing you unzipping your pants quickly conceals all drugs and makes a run for it
the incident reminded you that you have pants, which are now unzipped

inventory
glass shard stuck in head irreversibly, 6 glass shards, makeshift SUNSET sign face mask (+5 CHA, +5 CUN, FiRes -50%) (equipped), unzipped lumber shorts (-1 CHA), lumber shirt (+1 STR)

is +4 CHA really not enough to flap your goods around with noone minding
salvage the SHADY sign and stick it to your back making you look like a transformer