Build and Shoot

already looked at window dickhead
also poke that fucking eye

you broke through the door with trash can
thers a guard outside that fails to notice you what do

say hi

you said hi but the guard fails to react in any way

throw trash can at him

you threw the can at the guard but quickly lost all balance and are about to fall straight to the ground what DO

DO A BARREL ROLL! (Press Z or R twice.)

land on all fours like a slick cat

he looks like he is doing a lay up.
use your soft cushion ass to make you land safely

the barrel tripped over the guard but so did you fall on the ground what nxt

crawl through hole in door and run off into the sunset

you crawled through the hole in door leading you back to the room so you jumped out of the window and now running towards sunset
on the way out you grabbed some glass shard by stucking them in your head

inventory
2 glass shards (stuck in head)

smash into the sunset sign

gosh darn it youre such a faggot
crashing into sign put one of your shards out however the other one got stuck even deeper eventually reaching your brain so now its impossible to take it out

inventory
glass shard (stuck in head irreversibly), glass shard

pick up the glass shard that fell