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Jacktawou Shoujo of might and magic 3: world at war
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:04 pm
by gen
holy balls you are a lumber jack lost deep in lumber forest searching for lumber to lumber it down
what do
remember no stupid shit
first post wins unless its same person over and over again
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:05 pm
by Zekamalikyd
get my axe and chop a tree
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:15 pm
by gen
you dont know where is your axe since you are lost in lumber woods
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:16 pm
by Fleischgeruch
Take my pants off.
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:24 pm
by gen
your pants are down just to reveal your dick got lost somewhere
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:25 pm
by Zekamalikyd
cry
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:28 pm
by gen
despite your manliness you let out a single tear because of your dick
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:29 pm
by L0rdCaLeb
punch a tree and check inventory yes yes we all agree
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:36 pm
by gen
you punched a tree out of frustration
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:37 pm
by Zekamalikyd
grab pants and check pockets (AKA INVENTORY)
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:44 pm
by gen
you found a fork, 4 coins and bottle of some liquid in your pockets
inventory:
fork, 4 coins, full bottle (unknown), lumber pants, lumber shirt (equipped), lumber cap (equipped)
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:47 pm
by Commando_Ghost
fine faggot make him draw some shit with fork like a face or something on a tree
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:54 pm
by gen
you drew beautiful face on a tree
you start to feel slightly hungry
inventory:
fork (right hand), 4 coins, full bottle (unknown), lumber pants, lumber shirt (equipped), lumber cap (equipped)
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:56 pm
by Zekamalikyd
search for flower to eat
Re: adventures of lumber jack
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:05 pm
by gen
you walked out of dense lumber forest and found cool glade full of flowers with clear view of horizon
you have no idea what are those flowers and if they are edible
you feel like eating them all is a horrible idea
inventory:
fork (right hand), 4 coins, full bottle (unknown), lumber pants, lumber shirt (equipped), lumber cap (equipped)