Jacktawou Shoujo of might and magic 3: world at war

[Zekamalikyd]

tell normafag to cut a tree with his gaytana
put hat back on

[gen]

woah this guy is sugoi desu ne
japanese steel folded over 1000 times

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle

[Zekamalikyd]

try your mlg rabbit mating call sounds to lure usagi norman talked about
unsheathe your small katana

[gen]

*unzips katana*
shit you dont know any mating calls you are but a kid-guy in pseudo-japan forest that looks like typical european one
screw that it looks like norman found something in the log
obviously he found something its not that i just dont want to redraw everything so lets imply he looks downwards

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle

[Zekamalikyd]

ask what it is
and ZOOM AND ENHANCE

[gen]

oh shit its a note on a hardened paper that doesnt bend when picked up in a shitty way with fingerless gloves-like fingers
mfw
is this a rapist

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle

[Zekamalikyd]

go there because why not

[gen]

AND SO THEY START RUNNING AGAIN

UP TO THE MYSTERIOUS PERSONS HOUSE
LOOKS SUSPCIOUS BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW

INSIDE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT THIS GUY FROM POSTER SITTING BACK TO YOU BY A TABLE WITH 2 CHAIRS READIED
'ah i see you finally came, here have a seat'
uhhhh

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle, mysterious message
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since im a retard and zeka is a bigger one you can post more shit per post now

[Zekamalikyd]

take a chair and run outside and yell trololololo

[gen]

haha later homo

shit

'just sit the fuck down what the fuck are you doing'
wtf norman

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle, mysterious message

[Zekamalikyd]

shit son you got caught

put the chair down by the table and sit on it

[gen]

'finally you fucking faggot took you a while'
'look there is a disturbance or however you write this word in the world and shit starts to fall down or it will since i saw it in my crystal balls right here'

'see thats a fucking ball but i cant point at it since i have no fucking hands i forgot to draw them lmao'
'so you better go prepare or shit because you gotta save the world by entering a portal im gonna do 4u that will teleport you to some fucking space plane shift or shit'
'dont say no or ill close the door and fuck you'
'YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE'
'OR TO CALL'
'JACKSEN ONE'

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle, mysterious message

[Zekamalikyd]

DO I NEED TO TRAIN
and proceed to unzip your pants and bring out your small katana
and ask norman to train you in the art of sword tip touching and idk fighting i guess

[gen]

'yea well this friend of your could tea-'
'fuck this shit ill train you later on the go faggot'

jack: shirt, pants, small katana
norman: manly belt, manly pants, katana, sunglasses
inventory: cap, swag, key, poster, 4 bananas, ladle, mysterious message

[Zekamalikyd]

ok fine open the fucking portal