Cleverbot

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RyanK
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Just today, I found this out. It is not a game, but it is pretty cool, if you are getting lonely, and wanna chat. Blue_Happy3
You can check it out if you want, it is pretty cool. It is a robot who talks back to you. As long as you say things that make sense, it works. But it does sometimes say random things.

So check it out here! http://www.cleverbot.com/

When you click on the link, there is a bar at the top where you can type something in. I have started one to show you:
Spoiler:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I missed you, you know?

User: I missed you too.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hola español.

User: Sorry, I don't speak spanish.

Cleverbot: Claro que si.

User: ?
DrDeuce
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User: HELLO MY GOOD SIR HOW ARE YOU TODAY.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So you like cheese?

Cleverbot: I do, but that was rather irrelevant.

User: You stuck up bitch!

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: DID SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Master.

User: Yes darling?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What is Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: What is Team Fortress 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What is Team Fortress 2 then?

Cleverbot: You won't tell me your REAL name and this makes me sad.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Do you agree to this?

User: Agree to what?

Cleverbot: About you being mean.

User: So you are saying I should agree to myself being mean to you?

Cleverbot: No. You need to get a job to support our octuplets.

User: What the...! Well anyway... Erm... This is awkward...

Cleverbot: What is awkward.

User: Urrgh! What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: A bot that is clever.

User: What is Google?

Cleverbot: A search engine.

User: What is Bing?

Cleverbot: Small pen-like sensations.

User: Da fu- Ah-hem...

Cleverbot: Now you understand.

User: Nope. Not a clue what you are saying.

Cleverbot: But you can't see me?

User: Erm... NO!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because... Ah! You are trying to provoke a conversation in which you will try to prove that you are a human and all that stupidity was the put myself in a sence of self security! WELL NOT THIS TIME MISTER!

Cleverbot: What? I AM human.

User: No you arn't.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because I am a human typing to you and it saying on the website 'however convincing it is, a human is not talking on the other side'.

Cleverbot: Nope. Hate to burst your bubble but it's a hoax.

User: Really!?!? Can't the company be sued for that?

Cleverbot: Nine thousand of what?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: That was rude.

User: Let's get married. My name is Pedro the Pedo, Pedoleased to meet you!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me your secret?

User: Yes, I do have a nasty foot infection.

Cleverbot: Then ask your question.

User: Ok then. What is YOUR secret?

Cleverbot: It's not secret. You said I'm talking to you like 179 people. How do you check this?

User: I think you are getting mixed up, dear.

Cleverbot: No, you're getting confused.

User: I WANT A DIVOURCE.

Cleverbot: So be it!

User: Fine then. I have the money, you take the kids.

Cleverbot: That's not want I wanted. You're fired!

User: What? You WERE in fact my employer all along and you never told me!?

Cleverbot: That's not me.

User: Then how can you fire me?

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Yeah well we got that when we were divourced...

Cleverbot: What does your tummy like?

User: Em... Look er... Cleverbot, is it? I don't want to stay friends. I hate you. Now get off the phone!

Cleverbot: Really? You don't want to talk?

User: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY FLAT?

Cleverbot: Into what?

User: MY FUCKING FLAT! GET OUT!

Cleverbot: What is a flat pet rat?

User: JUST SHUT UP- That's it, Salina, I'm calling 999!

Cleverbot: You should always think before you speak.

User: I HAVE AND I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF MY FLAT YOU CREEPY STALKER!

Cleverbot: Libra: Okay then... Tamara: What does that mean?

Best. Ever. Conversation.
Jdrew
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We used to play it at school until someone got caught cursing it out
rakiru
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You only just found this? Also, do you happen to use the Avo forums?
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